I woke up this morning to another gift delivery by the UPS guy. I opened my package and guess what wanker joe bought me? A pretty new pink cell phone. He is trying to convince me that he is worthy of my time. I immediately called my girlfriend and she laughed so hysterically. She thinks you LOSERS are crazy. I told her yes they are! They are crazy for my ass. After all 99% of my slaves and obsessive wankers are ass fetish lovers.

And now wanker joe is starting his new addiction session of me raping his wallet a little at a time. He tells me he loves every minute of it and can’t wait till Friday so he can send me a tribute. We’ll see how loyal wanker joe will be. Will he feed into his addiction? Or run like a scared little bitch?